28 8 / 2014

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via billyfuckingkaplan)

28 8 / 2014

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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(via kingsleyyy)

28 8 / 2014

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

(via beffanie)

28 8 / 2014

  • 1: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • 2: that's how you make friends!!!
  • 1: no

28 8 / 2014

eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:

nothing pisses me off more than a dude who i don’t find attractive, who i wouldn’t even fuck, who isn’t even on my radar to come at me sideways with some advice to tell me how to be more attractive to his standards

you look like a dirty wash rag after cleaning a pot full of pork chop grease like 

who gave you the right? 

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(via billyfuckingkaplan)

28 8 / 2014

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

(via velmax3)

28 8 / 2014

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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28 8 / 2014

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28 8 / 2014

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28 8 / 2014

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28 8 / 2014

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(Source: kpfun, via velmax3)

28 8 / 2014

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

(via velmax3)

28 8 / 2014

deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

(Source: penisanxiety, via thefilmisfading)

28 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

(Source: wowthatexists, via kingsleyyy)